• 12:10 PM
  I swear it is really called that.

I have mistakenly arrived on time for the "All Fluff, No Stuff" conference. Or, as Jerry calls it, "all dicks, no chicks". I always get the name wrong. It's actually, "No Fluff, Just Stuff". either way, the official serious name seems to be the Pacific Northwest Software Symposium, the acronym for which can most easily be pronounced "penises". It has only been open for ten minutes, but that is an accurate description of what this room is full of. There is a woman helping pass out nametags, and some of the hotel staff are women, but everyone wearing a nametag seems to be a guy, and a somewhat self-posessed one at that. (I am aware of the hypocrisy.)

Bite my tongue, a person that was definitely a woman engineer just walked past. I guess Jerry's going to have to think of a new name. Speak of the devil, time to go.