HURRICANE NED

9:52

Things that one should never see:

Today is Monday, July 27th 1998. I became conscious today in the annoying silence that is generated by an alarm clock for 8 minutes before it actually goes off. I stood up immediately and shut off the silence (and pending alarm). Background irritation levels dropped until it was noticed that the room was pressurized with hot, prickly, brillo-pad atmosphere.

I sat down in my new and highly prized CHAIR, and checked to see if the internet was still there. Yup. Guess I'd better go to work.

3:55 pm

They Call Her Spimmy

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[1] 16:08 andr00 on *private* (+lns 28) * type /help for help

<siva> I - AM - DR. - SBAITSO

<bodhi> samoan women, in my experience, are not covert.

<Nicolai> I suspect he's hiding from the house religious vegetarion 'cos there's a dead bird on the doormat or something

<zoweee> although this may be impossible without a new PNS.

<JD> We usually call her "spimmy," not sure where that comes from though.

<eric> i blame you too , sweetie

<justin> We have rednudant back hos to make sure your network goes down.

<andr00> "You see the numbers? You push them sequentially, you do not hold them all down at once"
<bodhi> 1:45 dialed "smoosh". no answer.