ANATOMY OF A DAY

8:53 am

Super New Initialize:

Good morning, life! It's time to eat a good breakfast, read the paper and...oop. Gotta go to work instead.

12:08 pm

Try:

Having a job is good for the soul. It nourishes the part of you that wants to be used up. Dang, I have to stop working and eat lunch.

6:35 pm

Struct butt_holder

An echoed ring on both sides of the floor. A strange man's voice in my ear. My furniture has arrived. Hold everything and assemble my replacement sock box!

9:40 am

chair_ptr = malloc(sizeof(butt))

This is the most comfortable chair I've ever owned. My bookshelves are done being assembled. I keep thinking that I have forgotten something, though. Oh! Dinner! Gotta go eat.

12:50 am

error in GDI

Whew, good dinner. I should take out my contacts and... uh. I can't take them out because there is no fluid to cushion them as they sleep in their bowls. Gotta go get contact solutions at QFC.

2:40 am

Foooof:

Man, I am a slow mover around this time.Okay, I can siddown and computerize. I know, I'll write down that story about those weird guys in the elevator. Oh wait, it's tomorrow.