3 : 54 A.M.
I can't dance, I can't breathe

Ow my eyes.

Right now, I'm... GAAAAH!!

3 : 58 A.M.
Okay then!

Whew. I thought my eyes were going to blow themselves out of the sockets in anger if I didn't take the contact lenses off them RIGHT THEN. Been wearing em since 9 am yesterday I guess. in this heat. in dry ass air. just south. of. the Canadian border at uh, well the border guy said something that sounded like "whassa use?". Osoyoos? YEah. I rode into Canada on a bike and the guy was a big suspicious prick. Oh yeah, I wanna blow up your big fake windmill with the dirty bomb concealed in my water bottle. Good job saving the world!

Allllso... Um... Happy Birthday!!!

I forget what else. Something! God damn was it ever clever. Blogs? Terrorists? Apple names? Oh man, as you ride up from Okanogan, you pass all the Apple Orchards. They crate their apples up in boxes bearing a sort of Apple Brand. "Spicy + Crisp". "Starcrisp". "Golden Bonghits". (ha ha, not really). Also, all the apples up there seem to be handled by a mysterious shipping company called "MAGI". That just makes me think of MYRRH.