4 : 09 A.M.
Clean clock

I always talk about my neighbors. Poor neighbors. Anyway, I have new neighbors on both sides. To the west, a semi-goofy looking Swedish couple who threw a big loud dinner party tonight. To the east, three post-high school girls who were moving all their heavy furniture in today. The great part is, I couldn't tell any of this was going on until I went out in the hallway outside my front door. Let's hear it for well-designed buildings! Later, as I came back from dinner, I could hear drunken disorder at a distance of 200' from my building. The east neighbors were having a loud get-together too! Once in my front door, it all went away. (Later, someone at the west neighborses party turned up the living room stereo until I could hear it thumping the wall like a roofer. I went out in the hall to see what the volume was like, and it was NuTtY, louder than reasonable. Almost immediately after I opened the door, the volume knob was violently twisted down. Some dispute over appropriate volumes in the new apartment.

At Hour Eyes Optometry on Broadway Ave, there are Mannequins in the window modeling fashionable glasses. Actually, they are inflatable sex dolls wearing clothes. In order to make them look less than completely disgusting, the store people had taped big paper lips over the gaping face orifice normally present on your run-of-the-mill sex doll.

Uh... I cleaned up my whole house. I lost my sunglasses. My bike mileage is about to pass 1000 miles. I'm trying to write lyrics and all that's coming out is "ba ba bum bum buhhhh buhhhh", which are the lyrics to the first 6 notes of the "Hawaii 5-0" theme. It's time I slept. Oh, but look at my bed. It's a pathetic futon on the ground. Sure, it's the nicest futon that Futon Planet sells, but it's not a real bed. So, I've heard that having a real nice bed is very helpful if you're trying to get someone to sleep with you. To that I say, "a booyaba booyaba booyaba hey!". Hmm.. more lyrics. A song about bed and sleeping. And beautiful American dreamer, and the gooniest light fixture I've ever seen. And pillows that say stuff, and also the fitted sheet.