May 11,1997                               
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  Venom Peeve
9:27 pm
    --- It's spelled "Näive", ok? This is becoming a pet peive.
  Hallücin-o-gen-x
    ---Spent the weekend in Seattle. Didn't sleep at all. Plane came back into Portland today at 7 or 8 pm. Walked in door maybe 30 minutes ago. Am mostly incoherent. Um, will write more after I eat some stuff and drink some stuff. Might be living in Seattle very soon. Page will move. I own half of this domain, so the URL won't change. Oh yeah. Spam died. It had been running without rebooting for a third of a year.
  Musical Number
    --- Okay, MUCH better. Well, I'll sum up. Friday, I left for Seattle. While preparing to do this, I took a shower. Absent-mindedly soaping up, I didn't notice the water pressure suddenly drop off. When I noticed that seemed to be standing in the shower with the water off, i tried to remember why I turned it off. I checked the water knob. Hmm. Pulled out. That usually corresponds to "shower on". An excursion over to the sink revealed that I no longer had running water in the house. And I was all covered in soap. Hmm. I briefly considered sponging myself off with water from the toilet tank, but then decided that I should probably find out what happened to modern convenience first. I put on some clothes I didn't care about and wetly trudged out to the main office. "Oh, we had a water main leak. It should be back on in an hour or two."

    Well, anyway, it did come on in an hour or two. That was enough time to wash myself again and throw together a bag of stuff for Seattle. Went to the airport. flew out. Now, I had never seen such a tiny little plane before. Every other airliner I had been on had a '7' or two in its model number. It had PROPELLERS. Propellers! (How do you spell propellers?) Do you know what a big engine with a propeller on it sounds like when you're sitting four feet away from it? It sounds like a ten foot motorcycle with an entire deck of cards stuck into its spokes. Our pilot had an Austrian accent ("Hyuk hyuk! He talks like Ar-nold Schwartzenegger!" observed the man across the isle from me) I could see out the front window. Wow.

    In Seattle, I met the band, we practiced together for the first time since we left Hawaii (meaning, when Kris left. November.) We should be able to get back into the scene without too much blood spilled. We went to the 'Musician's Friend' outlet, where I bought some studio headphones (the big, stupid-looking, Princess Lea kind (Sony MDR-7506)) and we asked the salespeople to show us lots of expensive synthesizer stuff. I think we now must purchase a "groove box". Now, I didn't go to sleep at all during this trip. In the paper was a big article about a jumbo jet exploding in a ball of flame after its front end cracks off, killing everyone on board. With that cheerful thought, I went off to the airport to catch my flight back. Tiny plane again. The pilot recited the safety exits litany in one breath, and we were off. And now I'm back. Hiya, Portland. Okay, I'm going to sleep now. I just can't maintain any sort of continuity at this point. Ramen.

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