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RICE CAPITAL
4 5 3 A M

being this tired feels simultaneously vaguely good
and specifically really, really bad. Vaguely good
in a... tingling, legs-falling asleep, brain too
hazy to really think about anything too upsetting
way. Specifically bad in that I really wish I were
asleep and not even sorta thinking a little about
anything. Also, my toes think they are itchy.

and ALSO, what if I wanted to buy BIRDS INSTANT
CUSTARD at PLAID PANTRY??? Isn't that CONFUSING?

I have this toothbrush which features a gadget for
the unimaginably dumb. Some of the bristles are
blue. Supposedly, they are blue on the outside,
white on the inside. You can tell that you need to
replace it if the bristles are more white than
blue. I brush every day, with all the force and
regularity wielded by the truly compulsive. I've
had this brush for a year. It is nearly destroyed.
The blue bristles are solid, unbroken blue.

Unless I open my mouth, I don't make my thoughts
internally consistent.

So what happened today? I dunno. 2 guys died on Mt.
Rainier when they didn't want to, but I just ate
soup. Helen called me while I was driving past her
house and had to reconnect 5 times just to say
"bye". I told DJ Crotchless Goat Panties that he
should title his next album "Chronic Illness". See,
that's ghetto slang for "marijuana blowjobs".

I installed an "afterburner" backlight in the game
boy advance. I really should've just sent it to
someone who knows what the fuck they are doing, but
then I would've missed out on the fun part. Bottom
line, it works and I didn't get any solder shrapnel
in my eyes. note to self: buy alligator clip tree
so I don't have to hold solder in my mouth next
time.