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busy day, went and saw Yo Yo Ma in concert.
word to yo yo ma

ha ha ha

alright. it's 430 am and I'm fresh out of originality

nope I didn't leave any in the utensil drawer

hmmm

nope

dammit

i don't want to just say something that someone else already said again!
for chrissake! oh no, it's started already!

uh

I could characterize the person I saw blowing into a 3000 year old chinese
instrument as an "espresso machine player".

rats, that was stupid.

Ok, then how about: the Arby's logo looks kind of like a giant neon dick? they
should trade logos with Dick's.

i am talking about penises. i am mentally 12 once more.

I'll type out thinking noises to pretend I am thoughtful.
hmmmm uhhh, emmmm. yeah. hmmph. mmmp.

duhhhhh

I had half a bottle of wine tonight at the capitol club. They used to have
this little sign next to the door which said "NO ASSHOLES ALLOWED" or something
similiar, and it always made me bristle. Now I've been there, and it's actually
kind of laid back, on the bottom floor. I'm now embarassed I was so resentful of
their little sign. Because I am self-conscious about being an asshole.

Since Brett told me that the italian word for "sandwich" is "panino" (and that
"panini" means "sandwiches") I get a little rush of smugness every time I pass
nordstrom cafe and see "panini sandwich" on their menu. Ha ha! Sandwiches
sandwich! Because I have a friend who took intensive italian, I can be
condescending about fucking food names.

Kind of like "AC Current" or the way Windows 2000 says "NT Technology" every
time it starts up. Or, uh, people that say "Mt. Fujiyama". I don't know, that
shit is everywhere and mostly it's just people like me who don't get to be smug
about much, being smug about it. Smug. Mmm, smug. sounds delicious.

sometimes when i'm not thinking of anything, my brain starts manufacturing
little movies of spikes going through my hand.

I used to have the same thing, but with bigger stuff and saw blades, usually
while I was walking home and bored.

I don't feel like putting spikes through my hand or sawing things, though.

These black and yellow spiders have started turning up around the house. I
don't know where they're coming from, but they're impervious to most household
cleansers.