<-- may --> busy day, went and saw Yo Yo Ma in concert. word to yo yo ma ha ha ha alright. it's 430 am and I'm fresh out of originality nope I didn't leave any in the utensil drawer hmmm nope dammit i don't want to just say something that someone else already said again! for chrissake! oh no, it's started already! uh I could characterize the person I saw blowing into a 3000 year old chinese instrument as an "espresso machine player". rats, that was stupid. Ok, then how about: the Arby's logo looks kind of like a giant neon dick? they should trade logos with Dick's. i am talking about penises. i am mentally 12 once more. I'll type out thinking noises to pretend I am thoughtful. hmmmm uhhh, emmmm. yeah. hmmph. mmmp. duhhhhh I had half a bottle of wine tonight at the capitol club. They used to have this little sign next to the door which said "NO ASSHOLES ALLOWED" or something similiar, and it always made me bristle. Now I've been there, and it's actually kind of laid back, on the bottom floor. I'm now embarassed I was so resentful of their little sign. Because I am self-conscious about being an asshole. Since Brett told me that the italian word for "sandwich" is "panino" (and that "panini" means "sandwiches") I get a little rush of smugness every time I pass nordstrom cafe and see "panini sandwich" on their menu. Ha ha! Sandwiches sandwich! Because I have a friend who took intensive italian, I can be condescending about fucking food names. Kind of like "AC Current" or the way Windows 2000 says "NT Technology" every time it starts up. Or, uh, people that say "Mt. Fujiyama". I don't know, that shit is everywhere and mostly it's just people like me who don't get to be smug about much, being smug about it. Smug. Mmm, smug. sounds delicious. sometimes when i'm not thinking of anything, my brain starts manufacturing little movies of spikes going through my hand. I used to have the same thing, but with bigger stuff and saw blades, usually while I was walking home and bored. I don't feel like putting spikes through my hand or sawing things, though. These black and yellow spiders have started turning up around the house. I don't know where they're coming from, but they're impervious to most household cleansers.