Tracy Is Going Away

Oh dear. Tracy Lee (of "i am becoming") may be leaving our little group of journals. Rats. She's not seceding from open pages or anything, she's just not gonna be writing. I always thought of her page as one of the 'anchor' pages that made Open Pages a lot more credible, I guess. Am I doing that thing where you list your favorite pages?

Opinions aren't proper

I can't be doing that, as everyone comes down on you when you've got an opinion. Heh heh. Actually I don't mind it when people come down on me for my opinions. What good is an opinion if no one disagrees with you? (rhetorical. I, of course, agree with such mainstream ideals as "wearing clothes" and "going to work") (How old fashioned)

Anyway.

The reason so many of my sentences begin with "Anyway" (or variations thereof) is because when I am writing in an unfocused manner, I get distracted and change subjects quickly. If I decide to concentrate on one thing, the writing gets pretty unbearably dull. How to reconcile an abrupt, irrelevant subject change? "Anyway." In fact, you can use the word "Anyway" to change the subject, EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT TO. As in: "Yeah, I accidentally drove my car off a bridge last week. Anyway. (silence)". It sort of indicates a desire to change subject. How useful. Anyway.

I'm Alive!

I am almost unsick once again. Now I can once again set out to rule the world! Ha ha! Hoo hoo! Of course, I'm not charismatic enough to rule the world through political intrigue. Instead, I'm going to subvert the world by undermining its support systems. I'll write a bug into sendmail that subtly alters all email sent towards my purposes. Yeah. And no one will notice, because it'll be tooooo subtle. Like dirt on a rock. Anyway, I feel nearly dead now, I've got to get back to answering calls.