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My responsibilities have been extended.

I have been assigned HTML duties for the corporation. There is a lot of work that needs to be done and I'm just the obsessive freak to do it. I met with the rest of the department. I'm not sure whether they are disdainful of my age and experience or afraid of my iranian terrorist looks, but they seemed to be a little reserved when I was introduced. As in, subtly moving away from me, not looking at my eyes or face, generally trying to not get involved. Well, I'll just have to be unavoidably charming. And then I'll fly a blue doggie to the candy planet.

My nose is getting wise.

I went to my manager recently and commented on how the other people in tech support had all been sick multiple times in the last months, and yet I had never taken a sick break. In reality, I really haven't been sick. So today my nose decides to reassert its importance and become stuffy and annoyed. Ick. It's got that feeling like a slowly expanding ball of putty embedded in the bone structure under my left cheek. Sinus stuff. Ick.

I hate Valentines Day.

There has not been a year when I have had a girlfriend on Valentines day. Those first two months, I guess, are always the deadline for either being together forever or breaking up. Ergh. So I don't know what I would do if I WAS involved with someone when Valentines day rolled around. I would have to be all.. affectionate. And give gifts and things. Weird. Maybe that's why I break up before V- day. Fear. Sounds plausible.

Did I mention that I'm Bipolar?

Actually, I don't really think so. However, I've just about had it with big elaborate pages and have ricocheted off the bandwidth ceiling so that I'm now doing the low-byte page thing. This page is about baseline for me. It can't get much simpler. For the next week I'm going to be seeing how interesting a page I can do in a minimalist style. No graphics, only tables, bgcolor, horizontal rules, maybe bullets. maybe tiny gifs of one pixel, too. And I guess adding navigational controls WOULD be a good idea.

We all think he's really weird

ALso, thanks to Melody of Random Ramblings, Doug of Nilknarf and The Mighty Kymm for stopping by. I really do, in actuality, want SOMEONE to read this. Otherwise it loses its theraputic, soothing effect on my nerves. I'm really not THAT mean. Write to me. I'll write back! Promise!