Jan 4 ,1998                               
REVELATIONS 23
  Online Journal Mokes
2:21 am
    --- One of the people I had expected to put up some sort of web page for a long time finally did it, and it's time to tell the world! Olana, Monkey Princess of the Islands, has committed herself to maintaining something called Imbroglio. This word means "Big chaotic conflict" or "Disorganized heap". Oh, and Hillary, you're not allowed to see it. Shoosh.

    Other Hawaii related things that happened: The Island of Kahoolawe (okinas omitted due to lack of interest) disappeared in a cataclysm of fiery destruction as decades worth of unspent ammunition spontaneously detonated, flinging clumps of goat debris as far away as Kula, Maui. State agriculture officials gave a press conference last Friday, saying "We didn't like those goats very much anyhow."

  French Vanilla Ice
    --- I saw "An American Vampire in Paris" today. I hate that movie. The soundtrack had a few bands I like to listen to in it, but the music was used in such inappropriate ways. The movie just made me think "Extreme sports meets pseudo-gothic darkie-ness". Ten seconds after the antagonists were introduced, Kris volcalized what I was thinking. "I hate these guys". He hasn't had that kind of reaction to a movie since "Tank Girl".

    Great. Now I hate Paris AND werewolves. -- Kris, after seeing AAVIP.

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