Week of December 11, 1997
Do you you really want to experience the punch-in-the-stomach kind of love right now? I don't think so. True, it would generate some riveting journal entries, and provide lots of amusing stories with which you could entertain your friends. But all in all I'd bet you'd prefer the feathery-strokes-behind-your-knee love, or the hair-rising-on-the-back-of-your-neck love, or the boost-your-IQ love. If I'm right about this, Gemini, you should make a small adjustment in your romantic attitude within 48 hours of reading this. That'll prevent you from becoming a magnet for the punch-in-the-stomach stuff.