Dec 2 ,1997                               
RED WIRE
  Someone jumped me
12:45 am
    --- The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.

    The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.

  And I was removed from the board
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  • make ASCII resume
  • Post on usenet.
  • Increase local potential entropy (i.e. clean up room)
  • Have mundane experience, be confused by reaction.
  • Misinterpret this as "wonder and amazement".
  • Decide that it was a state of expanded awareness.
  • Sit motionless, staring at hand for 5 hours.
  • Decide that hand has independant self awareness.
  • Almost choke self to unconsciousness.
  • Chewy turkey sandwich.
  • Venture outside after donning 18 layers of long sleeved shirts.
  • Explain to bus driver that rolling prone down the sidewalk is most efficient form of transit.
  • (Musical Bus Ride Interlude)
  • Fear, distrust, and unconditional love
  • Rows of shark teeth swish past in parallax.
  • I feel like I'm being spoon fed artificial mustard.
  • Do NOT look directly at the target.
  • Jagged chrome nipple protrudes from a miniature city center.
  • In fact, that is MY umbrella.
  • preacher of taste unfit in high disease crash down gift of alibi sees the end
  • The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
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©copyright 1997 Andrew Denyes. Opinions expressed are mine. Everything else is true.