Back in Seattle. Boy, my house is pretty. Messy, but attractive.

My personals ad would look like this: S[W/A]M ISO nobody.

I've got so much chocolate in my house that I'm getting cavities without opening my mouth.

New Year's eve 2001. Experts don't predict any sort of virus or Y2K2 bug. Know why? Cause no one has the money to hire bogus experts. Except Tom Clancy. How'd that guy become a terrorism expert? Is Mike Crichton an expert on dinosaur cloning? Is Nancy Kress a geneticist? Am I some sort of comedian?

<voiceover guy> In a worrrrld Full of people bent on success... sometimes... the only way OUT... is to fit IN. (orchestral stab)

So what: next year I'll be exactly the same except slightly older. This I resolve.

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