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  Peephole Optimizer

In an attempt to keep my perl skills fresh, I wrote a little routine today to check back and forth link continuity within the context of my personal web page, as far as daily log entries go. It found 77 errors in the link list. Dahhh. So then I had to modify it so it could try and fix the errors. This revealed a lot of previously discreet evidence of mental instability. As we all know, I didn't lose my mind and stab everyone to death the next day. Had I written that TODAY, however, my fellow Americans would be remiss in their duties as the most fearful people on the face of the Earth if they didn't report me to some gov't agency. It also revealed that, contrary to yesterday's declaration, I have in fact used the blink tag. I have nooooo cred.