Croonchy Stars
11.14.2000
---   12:51 AM
  Hippos

I want a huge pile of crunchy snack food. I will go to QFC and get some, and as an added challenge remember every person I see during my journey.

  1. Guy on a bicycle wearing one of those shiny, hard backpacks like a turtle shell, with a blinking red LED on his head.
  2. Big bruiser guy wearing a baseball cap and grey jacket
  3. Smaller guy walking with guy above, black jacket, no hat.
  4. Skinny short haired woman in black sweatsuit
  5. Guy wearing a suit, passenger in car.
  6. Shaved headed guy wearing long sleeved tan shirt with black stripes along sleeves walking with:
  7. guy wearing black leather jacket, hair pulled back into pony tail.
  8. Loud guy wearing blue fleece talking with
  9. His loud friend, had big sideburns
  10. A skinny person of unknown sex (it was dark) running along the sidewalk in black stocking cap.
  11. a middle aged black guy wearing a brown wool cap and one of those poofy marshmallow jackets, waiting at the crosswalk
  12. goateed guy wearing red + black lumberjack flannel who crosses the street to ask me if I have a light
  13. a man in a black long coat with long, well cared for hair not tied back, carrying groceries.
  14. Grey haired security guard who watches me carefully since I'm staring at everyone
  15. Gangly balding QFC checkout guy (who later rings me up)
  16. Very tall blonde woman who leaves QFC, then comes back in later and winds up in my line
  17. Black haired mustachioed QFC employee using the laser scanner in the aisle
  18. Fellow shopper wearing black wool cap in the store
  19. Deli employee with red, short hair blabbing with
  20. Grey haired oatmeal endorsement-looking guy deli employee
  21. punk rock girl shopping for salads at the deli with
  22. punk rock guy, also getting salads. Salad is punk rock!
  23. Guy with enormous tangled mass of dreadlocks in back of me in line.
  24. shiny goth girl coming down pine off broadway walking with
  25. matte black guy (hard to see details, all I see is the shiny thing)
  26. Elderly man driving slowly up olive st. with
  27. elderly woman who has her mouth wide open

I'm pretty sure that's everyone. Don't worry folks, even if you die tomorrow, you have altered my life forever! I'll never forget the way you stared at my debit card as I stood in line waiting for you to buy cookies.

Saw Nate and Laura today. Them's good folks, I should hang out with them again, that way me and nate can talk endlessly about computer while laura's eye's glaze over. Or maybe we will discuss Muppets or food or something, I don't know. In any case, if I saw them on the way to QFC they would have been "gothie guy with a goatee and black leather" and "red/purple haired girl w/ glitter".


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