• 1:11 A.M.
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Here's my little brother. He's 23 and four days old. His age is easy to remember because he was born in 1980, which is nice and round, in addition to being 20 years from the year 2000. So, at least for the next 97 years, his age will always be the first two digits of the year plus the last two digits of the year (minus 15 days). Here we see him as shown on his webcam, which I will not link to here.

As you can see, he looks more Chinese than I do

Kauai, 2001. This is sort of a typical Ian/Andrew interaction.
He doesn't want to be next to the cliff, but he manages a few minutes of terror for the sake of my amusement
I'm rarely bored around this guy.

Ian will probably never deal with JSP. Tonight he was a gay bouncer. Or no, he says that he was working as a "barback" at a "gay event", so I guess that means he was cleaning up things behind the bar and fetching bartenders reloads of grapefruit juice and coconut rum. He had been a bouncer before, but got promoted, I guess. (For the record, I have never seen any bouncer at a club I've played regularly get promoted to anything but senior bouncer.)