Today's ham fisted computer caper involves Windows 2000, SNMP, RADIUS and its MIB, and KaZaA.

As an experiment in attentiveness, my new answering machine message implores people not to leave any information whatsoever. It's hard to tell if that sort of thing is working. It's like proving that invisible monkeys (or anything) don't exist.

It's a wacky scene here at the fortress of fortitude. Helen and I have bene up for many hours wanking on computers, upgrading and maintaining. It's like a slumber party, where you stay up way too late drinking coke and getting deranged. OH GOD NOT MORE CRITICAL UPDATES